March 29, 2002

Ok, so I don't know what is up with the WVBR on-line feed.  I haven't gotten
a response from he who maintains it when I asked about it.  When you look at
the WVBR page now it says it's only active on certain occasions, which has
not been the case in the past, so there may not be an internet feed this
week.  There isn't now.  As for the future, I am, for the moment, unable to
say one way or the other.  Hopefully we can work something out.

The Metallic Onslaught this week (which does have a reliable internet feed,
and hopefully sometime soon, a live chat room!) will have an interview with
Torso's from Space, who they played last week, or maybe it was the week
before.  I don't remember offhand.  Anyway, they'll be there.  If Jeff is
there as well, hmmm....  That could be interesting, or really annoying.
Hard to tell.

As for The Last Exit, well, I think the attached pic is a good start.  It is
Easter, we thus, as is tradition, will be doing our We Love Satan show.  I
also have heard from Satan himself, and he will be appearing.  Also, Timmy,
the Prophet of Geese and Doom and the Apocalypse will also be in attendance.
He claims to have more proof of the coming Apocalypse on May 15th.  Oh, and
I'm sure Vern will be there, too.

Not only, though, is it our We Love Satan show, but we are continuing our
Qabalistic Musical Journey up the Tree of Life.  This week from Hod to
Netzach, the 8th to 7th Sephiroth.  Hod is intelligence and reason, the
abode of Mercury.  It means, "splendor", that is, the bedazzelment of the
mind...  The influence is Solar, rather than Lunar.  Ra as opposed to Set.
And Netzach, this is the abode of Venus, concerned with Feelings,
Sensations, etc.  It is Victory over the Fear to Experience.  Such make for
an interesting musical selection.  If I haven't explained this well enough,
well, in it's simplist form, we are following the paths up the Tree of Life.
Each point or Sephiroth represents a different aspect of reality.  We should
reach the top by the last show before May 15th.  It's, I think, an
interesting experiement if nothing else.  A sort of Magickal  Musical
Ritual.
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April 2, 2002

The attached picture is of Vern attacking 'Timmy's' head near the end of
last week's show.  Zoltan is in the background, urging him on.  Why? Well,
because finally it's someone other than him I would assume...  So how did
all this come about?  Well, it was our We Love Satan Easter Celebration.
Satan was there, and Timmy showed up to continue to prophesize armageddon
for the 15th of May.  Zoltan showed up to protest something that we played
or something.  Always a protest of some sorts with him.  Anyways, Timmy and
Satan argued for a while.  A spin of The Wheel of Satan (making it's return)
unlocked the door behind which Vern was locked, allowing him to run free in
the station.  He annoyed Zoltan to no end.  I should send a pic of that out
to, because at one point, he had taped Zoltan's headphones to his head and
then poured a bunch of soft-soap in his hands, thus creating a really
amusing situation where Zoltan couldn't get his headphones off to go wash
his hands because they were taped on and he couldn't use his now soapy hands
to remove the tape and thus the headphones.  It was an amazing site.  He was
completely stuck, and it took him a while to solve the situation, as none of
us really were willing to help him.  This became an almost night long fight
between Zoltan and Vern as Vern did things like taking Zoltan's powerbars
and bottled water and taunting him with them.  Eventually, the above attack
to 'Timmy' The Prophet of Doom and Gloom and stuff took place when Zoltan
pointed out how 'Timmy's' head looked a bit like a Fuzzy hat.  Vern tried to
impregnate 'Timmy's' head.  Zoltan was amused and was happy it wasn't him.
Eventually, to get Vern away from him, 'Timmy' sold his soul to Satan and
Satan, 'Timmy', and Zoltan banded together and killed Vern.  Again.  Death
#333 or something...  Then 'Timmy' being rather upset demaned that I play
Fraggle Rock to soothe him.  I complied, and Zoltan freaked out and stopped
the song.  'Timmy' freaked out on him and made him leave, and we completed
Fraggle Rock.  Satan aftwards took 'Timmy' away...  All in all, it was
pretty bizarre and strange...

The Metallic Onslaught was up to par, first there was the interview with
Torsos from Space.  Jeff missed them.  He was pretty upset, I guess he had
questions for them or something.  Anyways, he got slapped around pretty
badly.  There was blood everywhere.  I'm really wondering how much abuse the
small guy can really take.
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April 5, 2002

Joe claims to have a surprise for tonight's Metallic Onslaught.  He claims
to have 'done something' to Jeff.  I have no idea what the hell he is
talking about.  He did however ramble on about the band Overkill various
times although nothing he was talking about had anything to do with them,
and, I suspect, has nothing to do with anything.

'Timmy' from last weeks Last Exit proclaimed to me earlier in the week that
he will be seeking Trauma Therapy after what happened to him last week.
Apparentlt, Satan is giving him at least some freedom...  I don't think
he'll be around this week to proclaim anything.  Actually, I don't know what
will be happening on this week's show.  What I can tell you is that we have
one less hour to work with.  It's daylight saving's time and we lose the
hour between 2 and 3.  At 2 it becomes 3, which means that between two and
three we have our traditional Glam hour.

As for Armageddon, we'll assume it's still on schedule for May 15th.  We
traverse the tree of life from Netzach to Tiphereth.  Netzach, the 7th
Qabalistic Power Zone in the Tree of Life, the abode of Venus, concerned
with feelings, sensations, etc.  It is victory over the fear to experience.
Tiphareth, the sixth qabalistic power-zone of the Tree of Life, stands for
"Beauty" and is the abode of the Sun and the Holy Guardian Angel.  It is
symbolized by Osiris.  Music will be as appropriate as I can make it...
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April 9, 2002

The attached pics are of myself, The Demon Azkath, choke-slamming Rahul of
Ithaska in their failed take-over of the show.  They sent him up to overtake
the studio.  It didn't work.  They actually tried to take over from the
studio I usually lock Vern in downstairs.  Rahul was plan two.  Plan three
was to play Winger to make us leave.  At that point, I sent Vern down to
hump their heads.  That worked quite well and they left.  Maybe I'll have to
do something to 'thank' them sometime soon...  Other than that it was a
pretty uneventful night.  They attempted their little take-over for about an
hour or so, and we lost an hour due to daylight savings time (known by me as
'time for me to be grateful that the sun comes up later and I can drive home
while it's still dark day').  I will have pictures up on the webpage soon
from the ska invasion as well...

I think as it's going, I will be using the last hour of the next few shows
to perform the Magical Qabalistic Ritual moving us towards the predicted May
15th date of Armageddon.  It's becoming impossible to keep a theme with all
the usual chaos through the rest of the show.  So the end of each show will
reflect the next Sephiroth...

Jeff's attack on Lance was rather amusing, especially since he doesn't
remember it.  I didn't know that Joe knew hypnosis.  Or maybe he doesn't and
Jeff's just stupid enough to think he does, so it worked.  Either way, he
freaked out on Lance on Joe's command, and left Lance in such a bad state he
had to call his mother for comfort.  Then again, it's more understandable
when you realize that, well, you know how some people do push ups to show
off, you know, they could beat someone down and then do a push up on them?
Know what I mean?  Well...  Let's say Jeff was doing that, except instead of
push ups, he was doing squat thrusts, and his pants were ripping, and Lance
was underneath him.  It was disturbing to watch, thus I can understand Lance
needing to be comforted.  We also learned that Lance refers to his Mom as
Tim for some unknown reason...
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April 12, 2002

What's upcoming this week?  Um, yeah, well, I'm not really sure at this
point.  I would assume that there will be much Jeff-beating on The Metallic
Onslaught.  Lance has told me that he will get some sort of revenge for what
happened to him last week, but I don't know exactly what he had in mind or
who he will be seeking revenge against.

The Last Exit continues it's Qabalistic countdown to Armageddon.  This week
we enter Geburah, the fifth Qabalistic Power Chakra on the Tree of Life.  It
stands at the top of the pillar of "Severity", just under the triangle of
the upper "temple".  It may also be said to represent one of the serpents
entwined about the caduceus.  Geburah (courage, heroism) is the abode of
Mars and represents the Will, Discipilne, and Perseverence necessary for
progress towards higher levels...

As I said in the Afterwards, I will be using the last hour of the show to
represent this.  As far as Armageddon itself, and it's prophet, Timmy, I
have no idea whether he will show up this week in person, or just send more
e-mail.  As for the Ska show, (www.ithaska.com) well, I will save my plans
for this week.  Have to give them something back, though, for their little
invasion attempt before the world ends (or doesn't end) on May 15th.  I've
attached a shot of Vern humping Will's hat and head from last week's show.
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April 16, 2002

Well, Jeff had a Ladybug attack, and the Last Exit was Vernless.  That about
sums up this weekend.  Aside from the ladybugs, I think Jeff was pretty much
unscathed.  Lance was a little strange though.  The Last Exit, well, was
quiet.  The chat room was rather active, and we got an unusually large
amount of calls, but it was just me all night.  Sometimes that's nice.
Vernless is usually nice as well...
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April 19, 2002

Just want to get this out quickly today.  Both shows will have a good deal
of new music tonight.  And I'm trying to get a special guest for The
Metallic Onslaught since Rick will not be present tonight.  I have no idea
if this guest will be Jeff-Friendly or not, though...

On the Last Exit, we continue towards Armageddon...  In the last hour this
week, we will come up with music that fits the Sephiroth on the Tree of Life
known as Chesed.  This will definitely be the hardest so far to work with as
Chesed is at the top of the pillar of Mercy, the feminine counterpart of
Geburah on the other side.  The rule of the manifest universe.  Yeah, that
will be so easy to fit music to...  Ug...
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April 22, 2002

Let's recap.  I sent Jontau (I think that's spelled right) to The Metallic
Onslaught with Jeff the Radio Guy.  I thought it would be a good idea.  What
I didn't realize is that Jontau is apparently in the midst of an identity
crisis.  He finally resolved himself as a half super hero, half dog
personality, who was also a UFC Champion and Wrestler in Japan.  When
'Hollywood' Lance showed up, it was quite, um, interesting...  That may be
an interesting future showdown...  And of course, when Jeff yelled Attack!
to Jontau, meaning for him to attack Binky, Jontau attacked Jeff.  He should
have seen that coming.  Lance also managed to hypnotize Jeff into attacking
Joe.  That also didn't work out quite as planned...
